teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

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so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

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nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

(Source: weeaboo-chan)

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(Source: shibaconfessions2)

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bm13:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools

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spacemarried:

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

r—princess:

Nailed it.

I WISH I COULD EXPRESS TO YOU HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING AT THIS AND I CAN’T STOP OH GOD HELP MEEEEEE LSDKFJLDSKJFLKDSJFAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHADYYYYING/GROSSSOBBING/LAUGHING/SNORTING

(Source: to-be-myself)

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kenyarosewaters:

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

 #WHAT IS THIS GODLY ELIXIR? #MANA FROM HEAVEN?? #OH PRAISE JESUS THIS IS DELICIOUS

(Source: justjasper)

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